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/**
* 2005-10-20 - Corrections are added by Henk Jongedijk <h.jongedijk@web-start.nl>
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   <title>Error 404:   file not found</title> 
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         <td class="header" style="text-align: center;"><b>Error 404:   file not found</b></td> 
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<script language="javascript"> 
var tl = new Array( 
   "I'm sorry but the page you're requesting isn't here.", 
   "Maybe you misspelled the URL.", 
   "I even tried to look around.", 
   "Nothing similar.", 
   "Are you sure that this is the right link?", 
   "May be you're looking for something else? :)", 
   "No? It's a pity...", 
   "Look, my name is Daemona and I am the keeper of this site.", 
   "I know nothing about the page you desired and have never seen it.", 
   "How can I know what you're looking for???", 
   "Or do you think that I should know?", 
   "Oh, when do you leave?", 
   "There's nothing here.", 
   "I swear.", 
   "It's not my fault that the one page you're looking for isn't here...", 
   "This is SAPID!", 
   "Ask him.", 
   "                                                                    ", 
   "                                                                    ", 
   "Are you still here?", 
   "Oh, I've got an idea!", 
   "Try to replace http:// with https://", 
   "Cool, yeah?", 
   "Yes, it'll be cool if I got SSL", 
   "Good joke, isn't it?", 
   "I tried to ask other servers.", 
   "They don't have a similar URL too", 
   "Trust me!", 
   "I know that my job is to give you requested pages.", 
   "And I really try to do my best.", 
   "I got good admin skills.", 
   "Trust me!", 
   "Look, I got many other interesting pages.", 
   "Are you interested?", 
   "Pity.", 
   "May be you'll take a look at my picture collection?", 
   "Pity. Very pity.", 
   "Oh, wait!", 
   "Have you tried to navigate from the main page?", 
   "You actually did so already?", 
   "Darn. So, mail the site owner.", 
   "I will personally see to it he will read it.", 
   "Oh hang on a second, there's a request of someone else.", 
   "Sorry, I'll have to leave you for a minute...", 
   "Oops, I'm getting rebooted!", 
   "Farewell!", 
   "@#&^!NO_CARRIER..." 
); 


var speed = 40; 
var index = 0; text_pos = 0; 
var str_length = tl[0].length; 
var contents, row; 

/*function _blink() 
{ 
   if(document.getElementById("blink")){ 
      if(document.getElementById("blink").style.visible!="hidden") document.getElementById("blink").style.visible="hidden"; else 
      document.getElementById("blink").style.visible="visible"; 
    setTimeout("_blink()", 700); 
}*/ 

function type_text() { 
    contents = ''; 
    row = Math.max(0, index-8); 
    while (row<index) contents += tl[row++] + '<br />'; 
    document.getElementById("area").innerHTML = contents + tl[index].substring(0,text_pos) + "<span id='blink'>_</span>"; 
    if (text_pos ++== str_length) 
    { 
        text_pos = 0; 
        index++; 
        if (index != tl.length) 
        { 
            str_length = tl[index].length; 
            setTimeout("type_text()", 1500); 
        }  
    } else 
    setTimeout("type_text()", speed); 
} 
</script> 
<div wrap="soft" name="area" ID="area" style="width: 100%; height: 160px; padding-top: 20px;"></div> 
<script language="javascript">type_text();</script> 

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